kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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xplosivediarrhea:

xplosivediarrhea:

my handwriting is uglier than me

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listen here you little shit

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oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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