buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via bastille)

suspend:

me everyday:

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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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wlntersoldier:

HOW TO DRAW CAPTAIN AMERICA

  1. start by drawing a dorito.  this will become the shoulder-to-waist area
  2. ???
  3. freedom

(via phobias)

tortillah:

when your parents call to yell at you:

(via pizza)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via phobias)

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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thelazykorean:

When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Source: thelazykorean, via pizza)